beauxbatons:

vine is great because my attention span is literally six seconds

sassykardashian:

when did midnight become the prime time to start all homework

growley:

water-for-mermaids:

growley:

if you’re ever mean to me i’ll seduce your dad and get him to marry me then i’ll be your fucking stepmom and i’ll disable the internet every night at seven pm don’t fucking try me 

This is just fucking weird.

enjoy your new bedtime, bitch

iswearimnotnaked:

when it finally gets to your favorite part of a song and someone turns it down

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unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

im the youngest person in my freshman class and all my friends are turning 19 and 20 and i still cant even legally watch porn thats why im still pure